Funny short joke

Desired Job for a Day

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire else’s job for a day.”

The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” 

So he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.

The C.E.O says “I will be a waiter. All you do is crazy food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze” 

So he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the floor and gives up. The janitor says “I will be an artist” 

So he is transported to an art facility. He glues at the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever. The janitor says “I got a master degree in art.”

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