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Being in a relationship


Everyone in this life always strives to be perfect. Especially, when it comes to being in a relationship with someone. This world is all about the second, the minute and instant gratification.

Even in the relationship world these days. I’ve never bought into this idiology or thought process. Hence the reason why I remain single and will not ever choose to adopt this position. Relationships are suppose to be built on the trials and that two people go through. Truly Loving somebody in this life isn’t about overall looks, money, cars, status, jobs etc.. Truly loving someone is about accepting the faults that both people go through in order to achieve a common goal in life. The goal is to grow old with the person that you truly love. That ONE person who turns your world into a day where into where your heart is so full from REAL happiness that it over flows. 

Stop looking for perfect in your life because perfect doesn’t exist. Find that one person who truly gets you, holds you, supports you, is your best friend and loves you unconditionally. That’s not perfect, that’s called True Love!! Keep it close to your heart and always stick together when the storms darken your skies. The storms may be rough and the rain may be fierce. However, once the storms pass the sun will shine upon your life. You’ll appreciate each storms that strengthens your relationship and your life. 

You’ll grow as two individuals together while sharing one common love. That’s what makes life truly worth living A big tip of the cap to all of you who truly make it work. Don’t ever trade your love in for instant gratification. The grass is never greener on the other side. Keep your own lawn watered and watch how the love in your life truly blossoms. Just my two cents. Keep a smile and lead with love!! God bless!


Funny short joke

Desired Job for a Day

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire else’s job for a day.”

The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” 

So he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.

The C.E.O says “I will be a waiter. All you do is crazy food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze” 

So he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the floor and gives up. The janitor says “I will be an artist” 

So he is transported to an art facility. He glues at the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever. The janitor says “I got a master degree in art.”


Funny joke


Mum; Did you do your homework?
Mum; Did you unloaded the dishwasher?

Mum; We are going to your grandmas for thanks giving!

Mum; Dad and I talked and we are getting you a car next month.

You; OMG!!! Really?!?!?!?

Mum; No, I just wanted to see if you were getting my texts!


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Funny joke

Seven Cats: How?

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” 

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now, If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”


Funny joke

Student can do anything for 15 marks

Q: How to kill an Ant?

Asked in exam for 15 marks 


Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant.


Don’t play with students 

they can do anything for

15 masks. =D