Funny joke

Seven Cats: How?

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” 

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now, If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

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Funny joke

Student can do anything for 15 marks

Q: How to kill an Ant?

Asked in exam for 15 marks 

Student:

Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL:

Don’t play with students 

they can do anything for

15 masks. =D

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Funny joke

Lawyers:

A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for $100.

He thought this one is not good enough. The next one wanted $500. The next $5000.

He found a real expensive one who wanted $10,000. So the accused hired him.

Ultimately he lost the case and was sentenced to death.

As he was been taken to the death chamber, the first lawyer met him on the way and said.”

“I would have got you this result for $100 only!”

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Funny joke

Flies:

A women walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting flies,” He responded.

“Oh, killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, three males, two females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked again, “How can you tell males and females flies?”

He responded smilingly, “Three were on a beer can and two on the phone.”

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Funny joke

The hen and the dog:

A: “Sorry, old man, that my hen got loose and scratched up your garden.”
B: “That’s all right man, my dog ate your hen.”

A: “Oh my God, uhffff, it’s my pleasure to hear but old man! I just ran over your dog and killed him.”

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Funny joke

Clever Response:

A young girl at school is being told of by the teacher.

“You never get anything right,” complains the teacher.

“What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school?”

And the girl replies: 

“I want to work on TV as a weather girl.”

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Funny joke

You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

As soon as the waiter brought out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”

Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”

Tom: “The smaller peice, of course.”

Bill: “What are you willing about then?” The smaller piece is what you want, right?”

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